Boss 1 of 7300 HP
The Frog Elder
Raised
$0 (but billions in bags)
$0 (but billions in bags)
We raised
$0
$0
No tricks. Pure tutorial.
“I was here first.” → “...feels bad man”
Theyraisedbillions.We raised $0.
Defeat the most overfunded tokens in crypto. Win absolutely nothing.
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HP 30/30
I was here first.
go on, tap him. it's free. everything here is.
The cap table, ranked by damage.
Seven villains, each with one trick and one big raise. You beat them in order while the clock runs.
Do the math. It's short.
The villains raised
$0We raised
$0Our art budget and our marketing budget add up to $0. The game runs anyway, which beats most of their mainnets.
Tap for nothing, then spend it.
Every hit pays Nothing Points. Spend them on upgrades and your next hits land harder.
Stronger Finger
+1 damage per click
Finger day at the gym. Skipped leg day for this.
Second Mouse
x2 damage
Another mouse, taped to the first one. Stacks up to x8.
Unpaid Intern
auto-clicks once per second
Paid in exposure. Clicks while you blink.
Mom's Credit Card
next click hits x10
One swipe. She will find out.
Whitepaper
nothing
Adds utility. (It doesn't.)
Hits on a hat, a gas cloud or a closed eye pay nothing. Neither do the VCs, but at least the hat is honest about it.
Pay-to-win, but at least we're honest about it.
Holder boost
Hold $ZERO and every hit lands harder. The server reads your balance when the run starts and locks the boost for that run. It tops out at x2, so a whale still has to click.
x1
No bags
0 $ZERO or no wallet
x1.25
Angel
≥ 0.05% of supply
x1.5
Seed round
≥ 0.2% of supply
x2
Lead investor
≥ 0.5% of supply
Your wallet signs one message. Your tokens never move.
Season 1
24h seasonsEnds in
--:--:--Prize pool: 50% of season creator fees, posted at launch
Top 10 split the pool
30%
20%
12%
38%
1st
2nd
3rd
4th-10th
We pay by hand from the dev wallet and post every tx on X. When we pay, your wallet must still hold the tier it ran with. Buy, run and sell, and we skip you.
What you win
A certificate with your time, your boost and your place, ready to post on X. The season top 10 also get SOL. Everyone else keeps the certificate, priced at our raise: $0.
We promise no returns. The whole game makes fun of people who did.
Read the fine printNo investors yet
Nobody has finished a prize run this season. First place is open, and so is every other place.
Start pitchingPolly Market bet against you.
Go ruin the odds.
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